{"product_id":"ujwot-sealed-trading-card-pack","title":"Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia: Sealed Trading Card Pack (First Run)","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eRun one. Thirty packs, numbered by hand.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe made a mini rock opera about a magically maniacal taxidermist and the undead critter army he stitched together to fight evil corporations. Then we did the thing every kid who grew up in the '90s secretly wanted: we printed the cast on trading cards and sealed them in wax.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDM us for a free digital download of the album!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIllustrated by Josh Volz. Wrapped by hand. Thirty packs in this run, each one numbered. If we print more someday, they'll be a different run with different numbers. Run one only happens once.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhat's inside\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAll ten cards. Not a random handful, the complete set, in every pack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Rabbit, roadkill turned punk rock general. CompHOOTer, the cyborg owl with vengeance in his bowels. Lil' Dogg, hip-hop Houdini and master of barking-and-entering. The Beaver and Axe-alot-ul, a symbiotic wrecking crew tearing down the corporate grid one log at a time. Plus the taxidermist who started all of this, and a few extras.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSealed in wax the old way, which means opening it feels like something.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eFair warning\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThese are hand-assembled by two guys in Minneapolis. Wax seams vary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe soundtrack is free\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEvery card has a song behind it. \u003cem\u003eUndead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia versus Evil Corporations\u003c\/em\u003e is streaming everywhere. \u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDM us for a free digital download of the album.\u003c\/strong\u003e Put it on while you open the pack. Fight for your life!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ectophonic Groovulator","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48795827765348,"sku":"EG-UJWOT-CARDPACK-001","price":15.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0738\/4032\/8804\/files\/02.png?v=1784669841","url":"https:\/\/shop.groovulator.com\/products\/ujwot-sealed-trading-card-pack","provider":"Ectophonic Groovulator","version":"1.0","type":"link"}