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Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia: Sealed Trading Card Pack (First Run)

Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia: Sealed Trading Card Pack (First Run)

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Quantity

Run one. Thirty packs, numbered by hand.

We made a mini rock opera about a magically maniacal taxidermist and the undead critter army he stitched together to fight evil corporations. Then we did the thing every kid who grew up in the '90s secretly wanted: we printed the cast on trading cards and sealed them in wax.

DM us for a free digital download of the album!

Illustrated by Josh Volz. Wrapped by hand. Thirty packs in this run, each one numbered. If we print more someday, they'll be a different run with different numbers. Run one only happens once.

What's inside

All ten cards. Not a random handful, the complete set, in every pack.

The Rabbit, roadkill turned punk rock general. CompHOOTer, the cyborg owl with vengeance in his bowels. Lil' Dogg, hip-hop Houdini and master of barking-and-entering. The Beaver and Axe-alot-ul, a symbiotic wrecking crew tearing down the corporate grid one log at a time. Plus the taxidermist who started all of this, and a few extras.

Sealed in wax the old way, which means opening it feels like something.

Fair warning

These are hand-assembled by two guys in Minneapolis. Wax seams vary.

The soundtrack is free

Every card has a song behind it. Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia versus Evil Corporations is streaming everywhere. DM us for a free digital download of the album. Put it on while you open the pack. Fight for your life!

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