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Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia: Sealed Trading Card Pack (First Run)
Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia: Sealed Trading Card Pack (First Run)
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Run one. Thirty packs, fully numbered.
We made a mini rock opera about a magically maniacal taxidermist and the undead critter army he stitched together to fight evil corporations. Then we did the thing every '90s weirdo loved: we printed the cast on trading cards and sealed them in wax wrappers.
DM us for a free digital download of the album!
Illustrated by Josh Volz (@joshvolz), wrapped by hand, and sealed with a tiny iron. Thirty packs in this run. If we print more someday, they'll (probably) be a different run with different numbers.
What's inside
All ten cards. Not a random handful, the complete set, in every pack.
The Rabbit, roadkill turned punk rock general. CompHOOTer, the cyborg owl with vengeance in his bowels. Lil' Dogg, hip-hop Houdini and master of barking-and-entering. The Beaver and Axe-alot-ul, a symbiotic wrecking crew tearing down the corporate grid one log at a time. Plus the taxidermist who started all of this, and a few extras.
Sealed in wax the old way, which means opening it feels like something.
Fair warning
These are hand-assembled by two guys in Minneapolis. Wax seams vary.
The soundtrack is free
Every card has a song behind it. Undead Justice Warriors of Taxidermia versus Evil Corporations is streaming everywhere. DM us for a free digital download of the album. Put it on while you open the pack. Fight for your life!
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